Global Warming……UMMMMM SURE ANY TIME NOW!!!!

My name is chilly willy I am frozen through and through. my nose is cold and my toes are frozen AHHH EEE ACHEW!!

My whole body is frozen. my skin is transparent. my hair is full of static. I hate this time of year and I am hair dresser I have the tools and techniques of the trade.
What are you doing, my friends?….let me help.

1. turn up your heat a degree or two….and get a blanket. (not a snuggie they are way to thin)

2. Go tanning…..or at least spray tan….everything looks better tan even those few extra holiday lbs ( damn toffee bars and truffles)

3. For static use a new dryer sheet and put it on your hair

4. GET SOME HIGHLIGHTS. This time of year everyone needs a little pick me up…..

But seriously though….you probably need some highlights