My Clothes Physically Hurt!

 No really, they do.  They are sooooo tight, I think i have done permanent nerve damage to my legs.  I have no one to blame but myself.  It is not like anyone has EVER force fed me.  It’s just, I Love To Eat.  That could be a bumper sticker on my car! I swear if there is chocolate within 50 feet of me, I can actually HEAR it.  ” Lisa! We are over here!” Ugh!

So with the holidays approaching, it’s time I go on a diet.  Not just a spending diet, but an honest to God, eat less diet.

I have put it off long enough, trying all my usual tricks.  The first is to always have my hair and makeup done.  This does put me in a better mood, and I am convinced distracts from my butt.  The second is to get a tan…..No not in the evil tanning beds, but a spray tan.  I am sure there are clinical studies (or at least there should be) showing tan definitely makes you look ten pounds lighter. Lastly, the long sweater over the butt look.  This is a technique that I am not convinced works, but (no pun intended) I feel better with layers that are not my own skin.

Having implemented all of the above, I am out of choices. Ugh, eat less work out more……Hmmmmm maybe I’ll try wearing bigger hair:)